3,2,1...3 School, 2 Family, 1 World - 8th Nov
Drama @ School, Donald "Duck" & Annoying Siblings
A weekly newsletter from an 11 year old trying to balance school, parents, activities & the world…and of course, homework. An honest description of how I see the world.
~3 on School~ Psychotic Lifts and Disgusting Tables
How getting stuck in a lift can change your life.😳 So my friend & I, were going in the lift because her leg was broken (or something like that). We were just talking normally about the worst teachers, or the best. The funniest times in class, or the most humiliating. Then we got in the lift while busy chatting. The lift started going down, AND……..suddenly the lift stopped in between floors, giving us a very “stuck in a cage” feeling. I looked at my friend. “HELPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” we shouted. Then the lift went up again, then down and opened. I have learnt to at least say a prayer once before going in the lift ever again.👍
There is an impostor Among Us!!!! I have no idea why all of a sudden “Among Us” has become one of the most popular games recently since October. It’s just like one day, I arrive at school and all anyone is talking about, is Among Us. People are so addicted to it that when we were at school, students were literally playing Among Us, except with REAL PEOPLE🤨. Then when we went back up to class, the impostor kept killing people🔪🔪. The teacher got sooooooo annoyed that she practically banned us from even talking about it!
Oof. You got the bad table. Which is what students say if we got a bad table at lunch😥. All the normal tables are…….normal. But at the side of the canteen, there are also these nice black benches that only 4 people can sit on (cause of social distancing 😭😭). If you get a normal table, sweet! But if you get a table that has bird poop on the sides and spilled pasta sauce everywhere, you would rather sit on the floor, trust me, I’ve been there.
~2 on Family ~ OverProtective Parents and (SUPER) annoying siblings
Annoying siblings :) I bet there are at least 100,000,000,000,000+ people in the world who agree with me on this: SIBLINGS ARE THE ANNOYINGEST! but at the same time, we couldn’t live without them✌️. They hit you and shout at you (may occasionally try to kill you🔪) but in the end, they need us and we need them, especially to get away from parents, but thats a whole different subject😜.
OverProtective Parents😏 who hug you, and kiss you at least - who knows, how many times? - before bed! And waking up. And going to school. And……everywhere!!😳 Parents who check every single thing about the new TV series you’re watching, even if its PG, including My Little Pony. Even though I understand why they are doing it, it gets sooooo annoying sometimes. (I would be careful saying that to them though😬) So if anyone else has parents like these - I’m with you🙃.
~1 on World~ Donald “Duck” Vs PB & J Biden
OMGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! I come to school on a perfectly normal day and guess what everyone’s talking about…….(dramatic pause)……. The US Election!! I was like “Okay, one guys’ poop💩 and one’s just pathetic, but what’s all the commotion about???” “Its not like they hold the fate of the world🌏?!?!” EVERYONE in the class and I mean by EVERYONE, turned and looked at me like I was wearing my PJ’s to school. I wish I could. Then I realised that whoever wins this election, kinda rules one of the biggest and most powerful countries in the world for the next 4 years, or possibly more. So then I come home SUPER ANNOYED😡 about all this talk, the ONLY talk, and then I see my dad literally watching Bloomberg, CNN, BBC +more, and they go on and on about “This guy did this” and “This guy did that”. I shake my head and wonder if god intentionally made this day horrible for me, so he could laugh at me😑😂. Thank God, J Biden won, and now I can have my PB&J sandwiches, in peace.
~SONG OF THE WEEK~
The song currently trending in my world, is Blank Space by Taylor Swift!!! ( I m a HUGEEEE SWIFTIEEEE❤️❤️❤️❤️)
~FACT OF THE WEEK~
You know if you say “Pineapple” just before you sneeze…… you don’t?! I have tried it a few time and it really works!!
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